This topic is here because i said so, and if you want to join:
You can't.
Seriously, new members are only chosen once a year (if that), and the minimum requirements are very steep. Only a few are selected. If you seriously want to be a member, you'll need to be an active, TOS-following board user to even be considered. Pestering the current members or administrators to become a member essentially guarantees that you won't be selected.
42 says that a lot did you just copy and paste it?
Because that's how we roll.
And if you don't like that, then we got two words for you... too bad.
no i found it funny