Off-Topic Discussions

Hi folks, lets have a laugh, tell us all your best JOKES for a good laugh.

for Starters:-)

I know 9 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.



[Edited by Mirraluka, 7/22/2013 8:35:52 AM]

For good measure.

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

[Edited by Mirraluka, 7/22/2013 8:38:14 AM]

ok...............Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?



...Because it flies around Uranus picking off K******s....

That is a very funny and a clever joke, it seems the members on CHU don't like jokes lol must be all serious ppl.

It's cause this is the internet, and internet is Link.

Seriously Loop have a look at the OFF-TOPIC DISCUSSIONS and you say this is serious, something wrong here dude with great respect to you and that's not the reason ppl do not post jokes here.

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You made this topic, say people don't post jokes oh my god its the end of the world then don't understand his post?

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave..

Ok,here's another.....What did Mr.Spock find in Captain Kirk's Toilet?

........The Captains Log.........