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Neo7 posted on Jul 18, 2013 11:21:34 PM - Report post

A programmer's wife told him to go buy some bread and if they have eggs then get a dozen.

Spoiler:

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread

There are 10 types of people in the world.

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Those who understand binary and those who do not

Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

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Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

Your bitterness, I will dispel

CRAHSYSTOR

AdmiralThrawn posted on Jul 19, 2013 3:46:31 AM - Report post

Three logicians walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Does everyone want beer?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes!"

/--\
Keep Calm
And
Throw a blanket over it

Ten minutes of entertainment, crammed into three hours.

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Neo7 posted on Jul 23, 2013 11:39:47 PM - Report post

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Your bitterness, I will dispel

ELITE

airhead posted on Jul 30, 2013 8:16:23 PM - Report post

I laughed at the last one

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ELITE

latios_power posted on Aug 02, 2013 4:26:33 PM - Report post

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~King of Dark~
â™®C.0.Wâ™®
My Past has determined your future
My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
Your days are numbered
Don't fear the end
Pray for it
and unlike your own mortality
My thirst for vengeance
WILL NEVER DIE

[Married to Raha <3]