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POLL: Celebrity Deathmatch - Round 1
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    Bes posted on Jun 17, 2013 2:03:31 AM - Report post
     
    Time for a celebrity deathmatch!

    The Story:
    One morning, ten celebrities awoke in a place that was both strange and familiar. Each of them is left a note, a weapon, and a set of armor. The notes all were as follows:

    Dear Celebrity,

    Each of you here in this park is basically worthless to society as anything other than tabloid fodder. Therefore, we're going to give you a chance to prove your mettle. There are 10 of you here. Each day, you will be presented with a challenge. Each day, the weapons you have been given will be activated. Then, it's game on. Once one of you has died, your weapons will deactivate. The only way to get out, is to be the last one alive. Game on!

    -The Watchers


    The Arena: DISNEYLAND - Hollywood, CA
    The park is empty, but all of the food and supplies are intact. The only weapons are the objects in the park. The rides are all functional and run on timed loops. There are no locks on any of the doors. There is no way out of the park.

    Park Map: Link

    The Rules:
    -Vote one person off, post the reason why

    -Include a vote in your post for who wins the challenge and receives immunity in the next round.

    -Only one celebrity dies per round. If it comes down to a tie, I'll toss a coin to decide who dies.

    -Follow the TOS

    The Contestants:

    #1 - JUSTIN BEIBER
    Weapon: Dual Sonic Pulse SMGs
    Using Justin's voice as ammo, these guns cause audio shockwaves that can level small structures.

    Armor Bonus: Hypersonic Vocal Amplification
    Turns Justin's voice into a weapon capable of reaching levels of 150dB or higher. Must recharge after use.

    #2 - CHARLIE SHEEN
    Weapon: Louisville Slugger
    Custom baseball bat with nails driven through it.

    Armor Bonus: Toxic Breath
    Uses Charlie's breath to emit a noxious odor. Must use alcohol to recharge.

    #3 - RICHARD SIMMONS
    Weapon: Diamond Stud Shrapnel Grenades
    Grenades that have a large impact radius and send small diamond studs rocketing into foes.

    Armor Bonus: Extreme Flexibility
    Allows Richard to fit into and around objects that others cannot.

    #4 - SOULJA BOY
    Weapon: Glock
    Just your basic, run of the mill glock. Silencer equipped.

    Armor Bonus: Gold Chain Mail
    Decreases speed but ups bribe abilities.

    #5 - PEREZ HILTON
    Weapon: Rainbow Katana
    Katana that flashes different colors of the rainbow. Each color has a different effect:
    Red - Fire
    Orange - Acid
    Yellow - Electricity
    Green - Oxygen Drain
    Blue - Ice
    Purple - Poison

    Armor Bonus: Instant Blackmail Material
    Massively boosts bribe abilities.

    #6 - KIM KARDASHIAN
    Weapon: Krossbow
    High fire rate. Low damage.

    Armor Bonus: Solid Synthetic Chest and Facial Plating
    Protects against projectile weapons.

    #7 - LINDSAY LOHAN
    Weapon: Beer Can Cannon
    Fires full beer cans like shells. Soda cans may be used but at a great reduction to damage.

    Armor Bonus: Rehab Health Regeneration
    Lindsay must be in shelter to activate. Allows her to slowly regenerate health and heal wounds. Weapon is deactivated during this time.

    #8 - SNOOKI
    Weapon: Hairspray Flamethrower
    Short range, massive damage.

    Armor Bonus: Smush Smush Super Strength
    Allows Snooki to power through walls and other barriers.

    #9 - PARIS HILTON
    Weapon: Pink Nerve Gas
    Paris uses her perfume line to flood rooms with a nerve gas.

    Armor Bonus: Body Double Decoy
    Creates a double of Paris. Once the double is dead, Paris cannot reuse this bonus.

    #10 - MILEY CYRUS
    Weapon: Dual Sawed Off Shotguns
    Massive damage, high reload time.

    Armor Bonus: Total Body Camouflage
    Miley can mask herself as any of the other contestants.

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    Challenge 1:
    A bag with an immunity beacon has been placed at the highest point of the Toy Story Mania coaster track. Collect the beacon to receive immunity for the remainder of this day and the next.

    EDIT: The poll option for Sacha Cohen was changed to Perez Hilton. Please use Sacha's option to vote for Perez. My apologies!

    [Edited by Bes, 6/17/2013 2:14:15 AM]
    --/Bes\--

    JJ is mah wifey. =3

    ~~2011 User Of The Year~~
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    Shibby posted on Jun 17, 2013 7:28:39 AM - Report post
     
    I voted Justin Bieber. He would be dumb enough to use the weapon inside a building, and crush himself.
    Shibby __/--

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    Bes posted on Jun 17, 2013 5:33:36 PM - Report post
     
    Leaving this up till late tonight. If you want to vote to give someone immunity in the next round, now is the time!
    --/Bes\--

    JJ is mah wifey. =3

    ~~2011 User Of The Year~~
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    dstates posted on Jun 17, 2013 6:08:04 PM - Report post
     
    i'll give an immunity vote to Charlie Sheen for next round.

    winning.
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