PWizard wakes up at the crack of dawn every day in a fit of rage; screaming in pure anger at having any game playing interrupted by sleep, the first thing to occur every morning is the random massacre of several cute, furry animals. The bloodlust temporarily sated, PWizard sits down to a bowl of Cheerios, which is consumed dry, because screw you, that's why!
Upon loading the game, there is no normal input of controls. PWizard simply smashes the keyboard with his fists, and the game responds appropriately out of pure terror.
That is how I, at least, think PWizard plays this game...
[Edited by Shimatsu, 10/9/2012 9:25:48 PM]