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    Mirraluka posted on May 18, 2012 5:12:07 AM - Report post
     
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    If you receive an email entitled Bad times, delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It mixes antifreeze into your aquarium and puts dirty socks on the table when company is coming over. It uses your credit cards, forges your signature, and dates your boy/girlfriend. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-laws number. It will make mad goats come into your home to raid your refrigerator and soil your furniture. So be careful! Forward this to all of your friends, relatives, neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbage men, stock brokers, doctors, and any other acquaintances! Its for their own good! Thank you.

    Neo7,i take my hat off to you,i could not stop laughing half way through your statement lol,you have a FANTASTIC sense of humour,its taken me a long time to try and fathom you out,i think i maybe 25% of the way, lol,well said Neo7.

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    AdmiralP posted on May 18, 2012 5:50:41 AM - Report post
     
    I think that Neo may have just written his first country western song without even knowing it... of course I did notice that it left out the fact that it would make your wife, children, and dog all leave you as well.
    That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything.
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