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If you receive an email entitled Bad times, delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerators coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It mixes antifreeze into your aquarium and puts dirty socks on the table when company is coming over. It uses your credit cards, forges your signature, and dates your boy/girlfriend. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-laws number. It will make mad goats come into your home to raid your refrigerator and soil your furniture. So be careful! Forward this to all of your friends, relatives, neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbage men, stock brokers, doctors, and any other acquaintances! Its for their own good! Thank you.

Is that even possible? >_>

Too late...

Ah yes. If only I read this sooner. I've been trying to get these goats out of my house for a while now but they just keep coming back.

I had the same struggle until I accidentally dropped the curdled milk on the floor. They go crazy for that ****. Just put some outside. Maybe tie the goats to a stake out there to get your own milk!

i keep falling down all these stairs

Wow, sounds exactly like what happened if you tried to uninstall Myth II when installed to the root path of your HDD.

Try throwing the milk outside.