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Man has polar bear as pet.
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    benduhova posted on Apr 22, 2012 8:54:38 PM - Report post
     
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    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.

    No.

    The only thing left to do is make peace with the deity of your chosen faith. For the end is nigh.

    Omnes laudo infinitum-ursa I, for one, welcome our bear overlords with my horribly broken Latin.

    And so the makings of man-bear-pig begins

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    KoOTs posted on Apr 22, 2012 9:11:01 PM - Report post
     
    Half Man, Half Bear and Half Pig ... hahahahaha
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    Realusionist posted on Apr 23, 2012 6:10:29 AM - Report post
     
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    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.

    Because their habitat is changing?

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    Greendaysuks136 posted on Apr 24, 2012 6:43:33 AM - Report post
     
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    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.

    Because their habitat is changing?

    Yep. As the ice caps melt, many polar bears have moved south, and due to temperatures in the grizzly bears natural habitat getting warmer, they have moved farther north. Hence, the two bears have met and mated.

    If I remember correctly, grolar bears cannot mate with any other bears because they're sterile. I'm not 100% sure about that though.

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    Shotgunmaniac posted on Apr 24, 2012 9:03:55 AM - Report post
     
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    originally posted by Greendaysuks136

    Polar bears have now begun mating with grizzly bears. Grolar bears. Not even joking. Mix the world's biggest bear with the world's most aggressive.

    The only thing left to do is ride them into battle.

    Because their habitat is changing?

    Yep. As the ice caps melt, many polar bears have moved south, and due to temperatures in the grizzly bears natural habitat getting warmer, they have moved farther north. Hence, the two bears have met and mated.

    If I remember correctly, grolar bears cannot mate with any other bears because they're sterile. I'm not 100% sure about that though.

    Yeah, and sterility worked out so well for the Krogan. If they actually are sterile, we not only have powerful, sadistic hybrid bears, we have fatalist bears.

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    Greendaysuks136 posted on Apr 25, 2012 3:31:06 PM - Report post
     
    Large, angry bears who know they're going to die so they rush towards death without fear?

    Viking bears. We're screwed.
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