Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from.
Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space.
Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu.
Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him.
Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers.
Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard.
Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies.
Reapers ask about Shepards Home.
Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth.
Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard.
Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers.
Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh.
Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers.
Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere.
Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party.
Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
That doesn't make any sense! Where would a Reaper find a pink tutu the size of a battleship?!
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from.
Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space.
Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu.
Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him.
Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers.
Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard.
Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies.
Reapers ask about Shepards Home.
Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth.
Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard.
Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers.
Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh.
Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers.
Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere.
Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party.
Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
Queen Shepard thinks EDI is a slut, and has obviously seen Shepard in his boxers. lol
Shepard finds a passage into Dark Space where the Reapers came from.
Shepard orders his crew off the Normandy and flies solo to Dark Space.
Shepard comes face to face with the Reaper queen. She's wearing a pink tutu.
Reaper queen admits that she's been so obsessed with Shepard because she's really in love with him.
Shepard promises to stay with the Reaper queen if she'll call off the Reapers.
Reaper queen agrees and the galaxy is saved once more by Shepard.
Shepard and the Reaper queen live happily ever after.
[10 years later]
Shepard tells bedtime stories to his three Reaper kiddies.
Reapers ask about Shepards Home.
Shepard takes kiddies back to our galaxy and shows them around Earth.
Shepard introduces kiddies to Grandma Shepard.
Grandma Shepard tickles kiddie Reapers.
Kiddie Reapers laugh and laugh.
Kiddie Reapers accidentally set off their Reaper lasers.
Reaper lasers trigger a cluster of Omega particles in Earth's atmosphere.
Omega particles decide to have an all night Vodka party.
Omega particles ignite, destroying the Universe as we know it.
(Fade to black).
[Edited by Skyheart, 3/21/2012 12:53:21 PM]
Queen Shepard thinks EDI is a slut, and has obviously seen Shepard in his boxers. lol
Updated. 8D