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    Neo7 posted on Oct 18, 2011 6:03:10 PM - Report post
     
    A zerg invasion is more likely than a zombie outbreak so I have no clue why you would waste such time preparing inadequate defenses for zombies when they wouldn't hold up at all against a swarm of mutalisks or ultralisks.
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    Shotgunmaniac posted on Oct 18, 2011 8:25:34 PM - Report post
     
    This is clearly slanderous towards an underrepresented demographic, and I for one take great offense to this topic. The living impaired would clearly present a more than adequate defense against the Zerg, should they break the U(nited).G(alaxy). Armistice Provision #11B-7/2, more commonly known to the public as "One Meat, One Galaxy" ceasefire and force them into a position where they must defend their freedoms. I would like to point out such disadvantages as:

    * Zerg over-reliance on outdated tusk-based weaponry
    * Zerg controversial stockpiling of illegal bioweapons
    * Illegal deployment of Zerg troops to the deserts of Char, against the protests of the U.G. Security Council, resulting in a 5 year war with no end in sight

    These are but three of the many things the living impaired see as critical flaws in Zerg military and political strategy. The living impaired also wish to remind all readers that they strongly believe that despite differences in ideology, philosophy, and biology, a war between their people and the Zerg would only serve to further the interests of the true threat to both nations: the humans.
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    Neo7 posted on Oct 18, 2011 8:43:47 PM - Report post
     
    You forget the Zerg's greatest strength. The Sauron Zerg technique. If they get their hands on enough resources, they could at anytime overload whatever they want by sheer army size. No commander nor executor in the universe has ever survived a Sauron Zerg swarm. Many have fought valiantly for hours and days but still meet a bitter end.

    Their cerebrates are not to be underestimated. They are strategic masterminds. Knowing where to position troops in versatile places to defend and threaten to exploit the slightest weakness even if vulnerable for a split second at the same time.

    [Edited by Neo7, 10/18/2011 8:44:30 PM]
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    benduhova posted on Oct 18, 2011 9:00:31 PM - Report post
     
    earth already has the perfect defense against all alien and undead attacks namely the "E channel" 10 minutes of celebrity news or reality shows will fry the brain cells of anything even already dead ones
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    fullmetal5550_old posted on Oct 19, 2011 12:48:10 AM - Report post
     
    I like to think that with all the zombie films, games, and books that have come out in the last decade that the world would know what to do during a zombie outbreak.

     
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    jerryslayer posted on Oct 19, 2011 2:36:14 AM - Report post
     
    in terms of what i've learnt through games, if a zombie outbreak happens, then grab a gun and run at the biggest swarm of them, ditto for the aliens
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    Neo7 posted on Oct 19, 2011 5:02:06 AM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by jerryslayer

    in terms of what i've learnt through games, if a zombie outbreak happens, then grab a gun and run at the biggest swarm of them, ditto for the aliens

    Allow me to show you your flaw in your strategy: Link

    [Edited by Neo7, 10/19/2011 5:03:51 AM]

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    Wrythe1985 posted on Oct 19, 2011 5:14:52 AM - Report post
     
    You must remember that the term "zombie" is generic so it is technically and legally considered a common word, therefore it cannot be copyrighted, trademarked, etc. The term "zerg" is most likely part of a proprietary license owned by Blizzard in reference to their Starcraft line of games and most likely cannot be used by another company unless they pay royalties. Therefore, by proxy, references to zombies are legally easier to make and are more numerous. This argument doesn't even touch upon the marketability aspect of zombies vs. zergs or the popularity aspects of the two either, which arguably may have somewhat of an impact upon the argument stated by Neo's initial post.
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