An English major at a university was taking an astronomy course to satisfy the science requirement. During the last lecture of the semester, the professor spoke about some of the more exotic objects in the universe including black holes. Despite his teacher's enthusiasm, the student showed no interest, as was the case for all his astronomy classes during the semester. When the bell rang, the student turned to his friend and said, "The prof says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck."
[Edited by skittles234, 6/19/2011 3:25:06 PM]
Tldr
Did you guys know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
So two atoms are sitting in a bar, one says to the other "I think I lost an electron" to which the second one replies "Are you sure?". Then the first one replies "I'm positive".
There's noway I'd get any of these jokes.
Just saying...
Actually if you're aware of the basic science of atoms and chemical compounds they are pretty much easy to understand.
For instance when an atom is split, the result is nuclear energy or if you're innovative, an atomic bomb.
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