Al-pucino posted on Oct 07, 2010 12:34:44 AM - Report post
New sentence!
My mother always told me that...
My mother always told me that if I have sex I'll get AIDS and die....I love you mom...great advice.
A simple 24-year-old boy.
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Shibby posted on Oct 07, 2010 1:05:22 AM - Report post
lol nice
My mother always told me that she was really a witch
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Degari posted on Oct 07, 2010 1:24:12 AM - Report post
My mother always told me that I have too much anger in my heart and too obsessed with evil, and that I must meditate and pray to be at peace with myself.
Personally, I prefer eating a cookie.
... at night :3
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HonestGamer posted on Oct 07, 2010 2:01:40 AM - Report post
My mother always told me that
HAHA, this is just a joke - I love my mother and find myself lucky to see that its mutual.
Nagging is what every parent does, Degari. It is upto us to be deaf ears. I am working hard on this one.
Life is best for those who enjoy it, difficult for those who analyze it and worst for those who criticize it.
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Lord Vader posted on Oct 07, 2010 2:42:53 AM - Report post
My Mother always told me that...dinner's getting cold don't let me come up there
"Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't"
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Whiskeysoaked posted on Oct 07, 2010 3:34:46 AM - Report post
My mother always told me that don't ruin your time with internet and game.
His son always used to tell her :
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I listen not to sympathy Whilst ruler of this land Withdraw your feeble aches and moans Or suffer smite from this my hand.
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Bes posted on Oct 07, 2010 6:40:06 AM - Report post
My mother always told me that video games would rot my brain. My response was: "Yeah, maybe, if you don't do it first." XD
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xxjjrockerxx posted on Oct 09, 2010 10:07:53 AM - Report post
My mother always told me that I shouldn't twiddle my hair. And to this day, I still do.