This is a basic guide to finding all of the secrets in Serious Sam II. It contains all of the secrets from all of the worlds (except for 1 secret in Woodstock, coming eventually) and some cheat methods. Serious Sam 2 Secrets Guide v1.00 By OuTLaWOwnz -CONTENTS- 1. About this guide [AABOUT] 2. Legal/Disclaimer [BLEGAL] 3. Secrets Guide M'Digbo [1MDGB] Magnor [2MGNR] ChiFang [3CHFNG] Kleer [4KLR] Ellenier [5ELLNR] Kronor [6KRNR] Sirus [7SIRS] 4. Cheating [CCHTNG] 5. Thanks [DTHNX] 1. -ABOUT THIS GUIDE- [AABOUT] This is just a basic FAQ that lists all the secrets in the game... Nothing more... This guide is almost complete and is currently only missing one secret. It can be sometimes be very hard to describe the locations of the secrets so if your having trouble understanding my directions then just use your head. The secrets are mostly pretty easy to find if you look. 2. -LEGAL/DISCLAIMER- [BLEGAL] According to law this FAQ is copyright to me. But I don’t really care what you do with it as long as I get credit for anything you use. However, if you read this FAQ then you agree that I am in no way responsible for anything at all. Even if I tell you in this FAQ that burning your PC makes it faster then I'm still not responsible for any resulting stupidity. 3. -SECRETS GUIDE- M'DIGBO [1MDGB] Jungle (4) 1: Secret Cave: Behind waterfall near beginning village. 2: Football Secret: To the right of Dino (the dinosaur you ride) in the field after the first village there is a small football field. In front of it is a small palm tree. Cut down the tree to get the football and then drop it in the field. Score a goal to activate the secret. 3: Super Secret Shortcut: On the left rock wall, near the end of the field where you find Dino, next to a tree is a switch. Press it to activate the secret. 4: Secret Rocket Launcher: Near the top of the rock wall to the left of the waterfall next to the monkey head there is a rocket launcher on a small platform. Shoot the beam supporting it to get it. Riverdance (5) 1: Farting Secret: In the hut right on the river bank (near where the primitives spawn there is a bowel of beans. Use it to trigger the secret. Note: You must do this before the Simba plane crashes. 2: Secret Sexy Bush: Near the rocks at the end of the left river bank near the bridge there is a small bush containing two Simba havin' some fun. Use it to trigger the secret. 3: Secret Switch: On the right side of the middle island there is a switch. Press it to activate the secret. 4: Secret Item (Serious Bomb): From the middle island look to the rocks to the left. You will see a serious bomb on a raft. Shoot the two ropes holding it to collect it. 5: Don’t Feed The Monkey: At the other side of the bridge to the right are some rocks. Behind one of the rocks (where a barbarian spawns) is a giant banana. Pick it up and throw it into the giant monkey head to the left of the bridge (the one with the signs near it). M'Keke Village (0) (No Secrets) Road To Ursul (3) 1: Secret Treasure: Stack some boxes up against the wall of the platform you take over at the beginning. Use them to climb on top of the first level of the building to find the treasure. Note: the games rubbish item physics may annoy here... 2: Secret Fake Health: To the left of the spiked ball vehicle is a primitive dressed in a health box. Approach it to trigger the secret. 3: Secret Frozen Penguin: To the right of the spiked ball vehicle are some boxes and against a wall near them is a fridge. Approach it to trigger the secret. Ursul Suburbs (6) 1: Secret Serious Bomb: On top of a building to the right of where you start is a serious bomb. Stack boxes on top of each other to climb to it (Again the shoddy object physics may frustrate as boxes don’t stack well. Try barrels.). 2: Return Of Boxing Barry Secret: (Facing in the direction of the gorilla in the distance) In the far right corner of the second section under a thatched roof is a switch. Push it to activate the secret. 3: Secret Chicken Friend: On the left side of the second area on top of the roof of a building is a chicken. Kill it to activate the secret. 4: Secret Treasure: In the third area enter the building and turn left. There will be a health box on a grate. Destroy the grate. Behind the red curtain is a toilet cistern. Flush it and jump down the grate when the water is gone. 5: Secret Armour: After collecting the sniper rifle a series or targets appear outside. Shoot them to activate the secret. One top of the middle building and one on top of a building on each corner of the area (Some in the distance, 5 total). 6: Secret Items: Go through the opening to the left of the large building. At the top of a wall at the end of the small alley are some rockets on a platform. Shoot the beams supporting the platform to bring them down. Kukulele Prison (6) 1. Secret Monkey Breath: To the right of the giant monkey head on the right side of the room there is a switch. Press it to activate the secret. Note: Make sure you pick up the keys on the middle left pillar in the small room after the room with the shaman. Easter Egg: If you picked up the keys in the previous room then you will be able to find a photo of Croteam in a locked cell in the third group of cells. 2. Secret High Plateau: After the jail cell corridors you will eventually emerge into a very large room with a TV on a box in it. On the left wall is a large cavity and some boxes stacked up next to it. Use the boxes to climb into the cavity. 3. Secret Dark Passage: In the large room with the pretty light thingy, go through the smaller set of doors to the right of the exit doors. 4. Secret High Plateau II: At the end of the open area with the lake there are some ruins with a treasure box on top. Climb the broken column and jump to it. 5. Secret Platform: To the right of the lowest monkey there is a platform with some armour. Shoot it go activate the secret. 6. Secret Monkey Hand: Towards the top of the open area you will enter a small tunnel. On the left wall of the tunnel there is an opening. Climb through it onto a platform then drop down onto the monkey hand. Ursul Gardens (11) 1. Secret Thunder Switch: On the far right obelisk in the first area is a switch. Press it to activate the secret. 2. Secret Area: In the far left corner of the first area next to a rocky arc behind a pile of rocks are some sniper rounds. Collect them to activate the secret. 3. Secret Power-Up: Eventually you will come to a large grassy are that leads to another building. In the far back corner down the side of a small building there is a Serious Score power-up. Get it to activate the secret. 4. Secret Area: In the next large area, to the right is a large building and next to it is a large obelisk. The secret is behind the obelisk. 5. Secret Cannon: To the left of the large temple is a basketball ring. Score a goal to activate the secret. 6. Secret Item: Around the rear right of the large temple is a backpack. Collect it to activate the secret. 7. Secret Area: In the corner to the right of the temple is the secret area. 8. Secret Thunder Switch II: At the end of the next area (where the shaman appears again after a fight) there is a large pile of rocks. The largest rock has the thunder switch on it. 9. Secret Area: Beyond the aforementioned rock is a building. The secret area is around the back right of the building. 10. Secret Area: To the right of the large gate in the final area (where you have to collect the bananas) there is the secret area. 11. Secret Treasure: To the left of the large gate in the final area, in a corner, is a large and small rock. Behind the large rock is the secret chest. Its a difficult rock to climb. Try to stay against the rock wall as you jump as there is a slightly low edge on the rock there that you can reach. Kwongo (0) (No Secrets) MAGNOR [2MGNR] Deadwood (4) 1: Secret Friend Of Fisherman: Slightly behind and to the right of where you start, on some grass in the swamp water (behind a large piece of armour), is an umbrella and a fishing rod. Approach the rod to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Crocodile Horn (tm): Up the road from where you start will be a giant rib cage in the swamp. The horn is under the rib cage. 3: Secret Serious Bomb: A little up the road from the area with the plasma gun you will find a fork in the road. Take the left path to a small dead end. Behind the building on the left of the dead end is a sea container. On top of it is the serious bomb. You will need to stack a barrel on top of a box and climb them to reach it. 4: Secret CROcodile: To open the gate at the end of this level you need to find a lever. When you find it, go into the swampy area to its right to find the crocodile. Approach it to trigger the secret. Forsaken Compound (8) 1: Secret Item: Turn right directly after the first gates and travel around the right building. Pick up the serious bomb next to the sea container to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Armour: Use a box and a barrel to climb up onto the sea container next to the serious bomb. Jump across the sea containers to the small building with the armour on the roof. Climb up and collect the armour to trigger the secret. 3: Secret Crocodile Horn II (tm): Beyond the beginning gates there is a large swamp area that you have to fight through. Deviate off the path and to the middle left of this large area in some swamp is the horn. 4: Secret Health: Slightly ahead and to the right of the gates to the second area there is a jump platform (you can hear it). Jump on it to be propelled to the health. 5: Secret Dukes Sword: After the 3rd gates you will be forced onto a metal path. After that path you will return to swamp level. To you left are a series of small grass islands going off to the right into the swamp. Follow them to find the sword. Pick it up to trigger the secret. 6: Secret Dukes Hat: Continue on from the aforementioned sword to find the hat. Pick it up to trigger the secret. 7: Secret Dukes Coat: Continue on from the hat to find the coat. Pick it up to trigger the secret. 8: Secret Dukes Skeleton: Continue on from the coat to find the skeleton and what sounds like Croteam having a stab at Duke Nukem Forever. Branchester (4) 1: Secret Area: Go backwards from where you start and cross a bridge. Behind the large tree trunk is an opening to get into it. Go inside to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Place: Eventually you will have to use a trampoline to jump to another area. In that next area there is a large tree trunk to the right. To the right of that tree trunk is a switch. Press it to lower a lift. Press the switch on the lift to be taken to the secret area. 3: Secret Item: You will eventually have to cross a pit of water with floating planks. A serious bomb will spawn on the bridge if you cross without touching the water. 4: Secret Room: You will eventually come to an area with dual Uzis. Beyond that area is another large area. On the right of that area is a large tree trunk. On the right of that tree trunk is the outline of a door. Blast it to reveal the area. Woodstock (2) 1: Secret Power-up: Strait ahead of you after getting off the moving platform is a large tree trunk with a platform half-way up it. On the other side of the trunk under its platform is a small platform with a serious damage power-up on it. Shoot the beam supporting the small platform to get acquire the power-up. 2: Secret Area: Once your ride ends you will be in a small village area. After the first small village is a small bridge (left of the trampoline). At the other side of the bridge is a large tree trunk that you have to walk around. On the other side of the trunk is an opening to the secret area. Giant Junkyard (2) 1: Secret Giant Poo: This is just beyond the giant match. You can’t miss it. 2: Piano Secret: After you exit the tunnel go directly to the left to find the piano. Zumzum (0) (No Secrets) CHIFANG [3CHFNG] Hong-Pong (2) 1: Secret Dead Bunny Killed By Secret Ninja Chicken: Go through the first set of large gates and go to the left of the next area. Behind the building on the left is a dead rabbit. Approach it to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Item: Once you pass through the first set of gates look directly to your right. There will be a barrel up on a balcony. Destroy it with a grenade. Wheels Of Fortune (2) 1: Secret Health: After passing through the first set of gates (out of the fair) go to your left. There will be a package with "TOP SECRET" written on it. Destroy it and collect the health to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Ninja Chicken: In the last area (with the round door on the right side) go strait ahead from the gates and into the crevice to the left to find the chicken. Chanolin Chambers (2) 1: Secret Health: At the end of the first room you will see a small gong near the wall. Jump on it and it will bounce you across the room. You should rebound off a beam and break through another. The broken one will have the health in it. 2: Secret Item: You will come to a room where the floor moves. On the top level there are some chandeliers hanging from the roof. Shoot one of the chandeliers in the far left corner to spawn the secret item. Chanolin Temple (2) 1: Secret Dragon: In the first area there should be two lines of dragon statues. Most can be destroyed to reveal items but the one on the nearest right can’t be. Use it to activate it (don’t stand in front of it). 2: Secret Switch: In the first area near the lines of dragons should be two lines of large flags. At the base of the third flag along on the left is the switch. Prince Chan (0) (No Secrets) KLEER [4KLR] Unreal Wasteland (2) 1: Secret Armour: As you cross the fallen rock column bridge you should see a large piece of armour to your upper left. Under the armour is a steam vent. Jump over it to be propelled up to the armour. 2: Secret Teleporter: You will eventually be floating along a river of lava on a stone platform. You will have to jump off at some point and the platform will go over an edge. Look over the edge. There will be a ring of fire. Jump in it to be teleported (don’t miss...). Doomed Canyon (4) 1: Secret Item: The first path will veer to the left. At this point look to the right to see a crevice in the rock wall. Go in there and collect the large health. 2: Secret Area: Follow the rock wall from the right of the giant skull. It should lead to a crevice that goes behind one of the ledges. 3: Secret Weapon: To the left of the giant skull there is a ledge with a lava vent on it. A rock near the ledge should allow you to climb up. Jump on top of the lava vent to be propelled up onto a higher ledge. Follow the higher ledge around to find a serious bomb. 4: Secret Word Jumper: After walking through the giant skull you'll emerge in a large room with lava. On the other side of the room are some ruins. Along that back wall will be a switch. Press it to open the secret. Make sure you only jump on the letters that spell SERIOUS (duh). Boneyard (2) 1: Secret Area: To the far left of the first area, on the rock wall, there will be the outline of a door. Blast it open to reveal the secret area. 2: Secret: After passing through the passage after the first area you will come to another large area with a pool of lava. On the rock wall to the right will be a large outline of an 'S' made of rock. Blast it to trigger the secret. Count Kleerofski (0) (No Secrets) ELLENIER [5ELLNR] Greendale (4) 1: Secret Treasure: Go left from the bottom of the castle towards the three stone pillars. At the point where the rock wall meets the water is a treasure chest. 2: Secret Ammo Pack: After crossing the draw bridge go immediately right. At the waters edge at the point where the hill takes a sudden drop is the ammo pack. 3: Secret Area: Continue right until you find the end of the peninsula with a stone turret on it. 4: Secret Health: To the right of the path leading up to the large village is a small area with a few huts. There is a large health next to one of the huts. Coast 2 Cost (3) 1: Secret Item: Go to the right of where you start. Against a wall will be a box. Break it to collect the item. 2: Secret Area: On the beach there is a large statue of a head with a fence behind it. One of the posters can be destroyed to reveal an entrance to the secret area in the head. 3: After the beach you will go over a hill. There are some rocks on the hill and a floating sign. Behind one of the rocks is a life. Get it to trigger the secret. Kingsburg (3) 1: Secret Teleporter: At the end of the first area turn left towards a dead end (under the "ZAGREB" banner). Along the right side of the path will be a sparkly cloud. Walk into it to be teleported. 2: Secret Powerup: The path that goes right from the first area has a bend in it. Just after that bend is one of the hovering lights that are all over the level. It has a serious damage powerup on top. Destroy it to collect the powerup. 3: Secret Item: Just after the aforementioned bend, there is an alley to the right. On the left side of the alley is a bag of money. Collect it to trigger the secret. Royal Sewers (1) 1: Secret Gay Wedding: You will come to a room where you rescue a girl. On the right side of the room is a door with a barred opening on it. Through the opening you can see two guards patrolling. Kill them both to open the door and follow the corridor to the wedding to trigger the secret. Castle Of Rock (3) 1: Johnny Lee Gnaar Secret: Travel to the left side of the garden and search around for a large coin on the ground. Pick it up and carry it to the centre of this area where you'll find a Gnaar with a saxophone and a hat. Drop the coin in the hat to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Treasure: On the right side of the garden there is a square hedge. There is a stone wall and bench on each side but one. Blast the side without the bench to reveal the secret. 3: Secret Item: Go to the next area on the right of the garden. There will be a well there. Approach the well to spawn the item. Floaterra (3) 1: Secret Platform: After passing through the small passage on the first island, look up. There is a health box on a platform. Blast the platform to get it. 2: Secret Teleport: On the left side of the middle area of the second island there is a stone birds head (like the ones on the cliff faces) with a boulder in its mouth. Blast the boulder to reveal the secret. 3: Secret Item: Dunk the Gnaar in the secret area described in #2 to get the secret item. Cecil (0) (No Secrets) KRONOR [6KRNR] Area 5100 (3) 1: Secret Item: Outside your starting hanger there is a green pool. Behind the pool are two curved pipes with valves on them. Open both valves and the water will drain, revealing a large health. 2: Secret Hover Fighter: Just behind and past the green pool you should see a hover fighter behind a locked gate. There is a Gnaar in the turret above the gate. Kill him to open it and get in the hover fighter to trigger the secret. 3: Secret Cannon: This is on top of the starting hanger. Walk up the side to get it. Command Center (1) 1: Secret Weapon: In front of the start is a large group of sea containers. The sea container, front row, second from the left, second level, will open up if you walk around it. Stack some crates next to it and climb in to collect the sniper rifle and ammo. Freezepad (3) 1: Secret Snowman: Blow up the snowman next to the second furnace room and pick up the item it drops to activate the secret. 2: Secret Treasure: Behind the fence in front of hanger 10 (next to the second furnace room) is a box. Blow it up with a grenade to activate the secret. 3: Secret Area: In the back left corner of hangar 12 is the secret area. Frostpost (5) 1: Secret Container: To the right of the first furnace room (before you go in) there’s a sea container with the words "TOP SECRET" on it. Blast it to open it. 2: Secret Santa: After passing through the first furnace room there should be 2 large pipes forming arches over the pathway. Santa is walking along the top of one. Blast him to activate the secret. 3: Secret Container: In the front right corner of the hangar in the second area, behind some boxes, is a sea container with the words "TOP SECRET" written on it. Blast it to open it. 4: Secret Serious Bomb: Behind the second furnace room is a sea container that bursts open. Behind the sea container is the serious bomb. 5: Secret Items: Just outside the third furnace room is three stacked sea containers. Blast the one of the bottom right to open it and reveal the secret items. Hugo (0) (No Secrets) SIRIUS [7SIRS] Siriusopolis Uptown (3) 1: Secret Neanderthal Football Fans: To the right of the starting point is a garage door. Approach it to open it and trigger the secret. Score a goal with the football to spawn a large health. 2: Secret Items: When you land on the first jump pad, stay on it and turn around to face the area you just came from. In a gap on the ledge of the top level there should be some money bags. Jump to them to trigger the secret. 3: Mutated Plant Secret: When you get to the platform with the vehicle, look at the plant on the left near the railing. It will have fruit on it. Approach it to trigger the secret. Shoot each fruit with a shotgun to get health pills. Shield Generator (2) 1: Secret Bunny Sausages: You should eventually come to a small open grass area. You should notice a rather obvious hand mincer to the right of the patch. Find a dead bunny behind the rocks that are next to it and throw it into the top of the mincer to trigger the secret. 2: Secret Crane Remote: You will eventually come to an area with a large number of garages that spawn clouds of enemies. Along the railing, opposite the garages, directly to the left of the bridge leading to the area is a small joy stick. Use it to trigger the secret. There is another in the middle of the railing around the corner in front of the second set of garages. Be Quick Or Be Dead (0) (No Secrets) Welcome To The Jungle (0) (No Secrets) Jump In The Fire (0) (No Secrets) Siriusopolis Downtown (1) 1: Secret Phone Booth: You will come to a large garden with two huge arcs and a water fountain. Then you will pass through some laser gates into a smaller, corner-shaped area. The phone booth is on the right side of the door, in the corner of the area. Mental Institution (1) 1: Secret Weapon Depot: Eventually you will be in a large bent alley with enemies spawning from 3 garages at the bottom of a small hill. At the other end of the alley there will be a wall and behind that a giant statue. After a long fight the wall at the end will come down. For a brief moment you will be able to approach the base of the statue to trigger the secret but you must be quick because after a short moment a small wall will rise and block the way to the secret. 4. -CHEATING- [CCHTNG] There are three currently known ways that you can cheat in this game. The first way is to use the currently available trainer. The second way is to use ArtMoney or another memory editor to edit the memory values for the game yourself. The third way is to use the cheat menu. This will, however, reduce your score at the end of the level to 0. To use the cheat menu simple press the ` key (the key to the left of the 1 key) on your keyboard and enter "sam_iEnableCheats=2" case sensitive without the quotation marks into the console. After this press ESC and then press F1 in the menu to access the cheat menu. 5. –THANKS- [DTHNX] Croteam - For making the game. Me - For deciding to make this FAQ. Myself - For finding the secrets. I - For putting the work typing this FAQ out. Seriously! Forums - For inspiring me to make this FAQ. Probably Copyright 2005 Michael F.