Taking stock
posted 5/21/2013 1:03:17 AM

I graduated almost a year ago, and I've made no progress, in anything. I went to college in the fall, left 2 weeks later, went back in the spring, and promptly failed all my classes. I've made zero progress with girls. **** it, I've actually done worse. In October, I got shot down by a 16 year old foreign exchange girl from Amsterdam. A girl from Amsterdam is literally my dream type of girl. That's the last girl I've made a play at. I'm about 1 for 19 lifetime.

5am thoughts
posted 5/19/2013 3:45:51 AM

I use women's shampoo, it's better.

21 Jump Street was an awesome movie.

I should go snag me a milf from cougarlife.com

Roger from American Dad is my favorite cartoon character

Coach McGuirk
posted 5/18/2013 12:14:09 AM

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Well it's kind of tough in this town. You know? Because this particular town happens to be dry. Why? Because all the smart, pretty girls move away from crappy two-bit towns like this and go on and live their great lives... and have great success. While people like me, who have some integrity and loyalty, stick with this town... fighting the good fight. In a way I am a hero... I'm like a sexless John Glenn"

You know, when you think about it
posted 5/16/2013 12:20:22 AM

Justin Bieber is essentially a cult leader at this point. If you say anying anti Bieber, they immedialty hit you with "can u not. I'll cut you". Seriously speaking, if he died, I think we would have some suicides.

Ask me anything blog
posted 5/12/2013 3:17:14 AM

Ask me something, and I'll (probably) answer it honestly