what is your favorite game character who is playable but for some reason you don't play as. Why.
For example In the twisted metal games My favorite character is sweet tooth, but I never play as him because I prefer a vehicle That is less sluggish. I usually play specter.
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, "you're a pervert" I said, "that's a big word for a girl of nine".
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
quotes from emo phillips
What do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh
the third guy ducked