Bzzzz...Bzzzz...SMASH!
posted 3/26/2012 11:04:35 AM

I can't open my window because there is a bees' nest right outside it. Just out of reach.

Single Again
posted 3/25/2012 7:21:50 PM

Yep.

Glutton for Punishment
posted 3/16/2012 6:20:59 AM

I've been playing a lot of Dark Souls recently. I just might make it by the skin of my teeth.

Empty They Say
posted 3/12/2012 6:30:05 AM

There's a decent chance I will become a mortician after college. "What, why would you do that Tyler? There's so many other options." says lots of people.

Well, because let's be honest, funerals are expensive, and there's definitely a good supply and demand. Sure, that sounds somewhat awful, like I'm making money off of people sadness. But I like to think I'm making money off their happiness.

Colored Personality
posted 3/3/2012 6:51:00 AM

I took that "pick a color" test thing.

Here's what I got:

Your Existing Situation

Desperately needs a close relationship with an affectionate and accepting partner; or some other way to be recognized and known.

Your Stress Sources

"Looking to stand out in the crowd and wanting to keep his rank and status. His current situation is irritating him because he can't seem to find anybody out there who values the same high standards he does. He is feeling isolated and wants to give in to his carnal urges, but can't bring himself to appear weak in the eyes of others. Wants others to see his unique qualities and character but can't stand to come off as needy, so instead he has an ""I don't care"" attitude and pushing people away. He turns his back on those who criticizes his behavior, but beneath his indifference is a person who is in desperate need of approval."

Your Restrained Characteristics

"Self-centered, tends to take this personally and is easily offended."

Feels unhappy and isolated because he is unable to succeed in finding the cooperation and understanding he desires.

"Current situation makes him feel unable to prove himself, but tries to make the best of things."

Feels unhappy and isolated because he is unable to succeed in finding the cooperation and understanding he desires.

Applies tough standards to his potential partner and demands an unrealistic perfection in his sex life.

Your Desired Objective

Believes that ideas and emotions should come together and unite perfectly. Refuses to make compromises or negotiate.

Your Actual Problem

"Is disappointed and let down, feels there is no point in making new goals as they will leave him feeling the same way. Is unable to admit to his short comings, which leads him to act out in an aggressive and resentful way."

Your Actual Problem #2

"Struggles with his need for respect and admiration from others; feels he needs to make a name for himself and stand out from the crowd. He acts out by insisting he be the center of attention, and refuses to step back, stand down, or take on a minor, insignificant role."