Beaten? Battered? Broken? Are the numbers just not adding up? Is that timer just a little to fast?!
Who are they to appose such restrictions on you, when you are doing THEM a favor?!
Well fear not! Trainer has listed his services to be bought! He will protect you from the forces who would dare appose your might! Glorious will be you and none can deny. Your splendor will be unmatched. Your will unbending! Arrows will splinter, swords will shatter, bullets will be the fly to your grill as you press forward! Your experiences will be tripled, quadrupled and then tripled again! as you out pace and out maneuver your enemies. Time is never an issue, for it is you who sets the time you require!
1 can be the life that is in danger no more! 2 can be the energy that never exhausts! 3 can be the ammo that never ends! 4 can be the swing that is never parried! The gun that never misses! 5 can be the armor that never punctures, never breaks! 6 can be the skills that you require right NOW! 7 can be the currency that pays for itself! 8 can be the time that you no longer require!
Your trainer can do much for you, and more! He is your friend, your only ally in this world of good, evil, justice and chaos! He has no opinions and will follow you into the punishing pits of Hell, or through the glittering gates of Heaven to help you complete that objective! He is versed in many scenarios and is constantly re-learning what must be learned to ensure YOU succeed!
Why wait and risk further harm from others or self-mutation because you can't swing a sword properly, or aim accurately?! Act now and acquire the services of Trainer! Remember, his love for you is unending! Can you truly say that about anyone or thing that is in your life?
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