They call me the Merc With a Mouth, the Crimson Comedian, the Master of Glib, the Deliverer of One-liners, the Shogun of Sarcasm, and many others of drifting awesomeness. The ladies call me Big Daddy. Most people, though, call me Deadpool... I'm a mercenary. Yeah yeah, I do bad things to bad guys and get paid for it. Cha-ching! Jealous yet? Well you should be.
Disclaimer; I am not Deadpool. Obviously. I am, however, an avid fan, self professed expert, and darn good at DP fanfic and role playing. Not to mention, we have similar styles and tastes in humor.