Breaking Wind
Objective: Acquire Typhon's Bane

Big, Tuff, Buff and Rough
Objective: Acquire Rage of the Titans

Blue Balls
Objective: Acquire Chronos' Rage

Shiner
Objective: Acquire the Golden Fleece

Rock their World
Objective: Acquire the Head of Euryale

Learning to Fly
Objective: Acquire the Icarus Wings

Shaky Ground
Objective: Acquire the Atlas Quake

Death from Above 2009
Objective: Defeat the Dark Rider for the first time

Resurrection
Objective: Climb from the pit of Hades

Rock Hard
Objective: Defeat the Titan Minotaur inside Atlas

Pick'n on the Little Guy
Objective: Win the battle outside of the Palace of the Fates

Watcha Got on the Hot Plate?
Objective: Solve the riddle of the Fire Phoenix Statue

Whip it Good
Objective: Whip the Steeds of Time

Lift with Your Knees
Objective: Topple the Temple in the Bog of the Forgotten

Swinger
Objective: Cross the collapsing Grapple Bridge

Stoner
Objective: Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Super Sized
Objective: Get a 500 Hits Combo

Hitting Your Stride
Objective: Power up any item

Silver:

Eye Can't Believe it
Objective: Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Go Make a Pillow!
Objective: Collect all Phoenix Feathers

Eye Sore
Objective: Collect 20 Cyclops Eyes

Boss Batch 1
Objective: Kill the Colossus of Rhodes, the Dark Rider, and Theseus

Boss Batch 2
Objective: Kill the Barbarian King, Euryale, and Perseus

Boss Batch 3
Objective: Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Daddy Issues
Objective: Defeat Zeus

Rise and SHINE
Objective: Awaken the Phoenix

Spread 'Em
Objective: Open the wings of the Temple of the Fates

Shine King
Objective: Open the foor to the Temple of Euryale

Blowin' Your Wad
Objective: Max out all Weapons and Magic

Gold:

The End Begins
Objective: Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Feel the Urn
Objective: Collect and use at least 2 Urns of Power

Bleeding Thumbs
Objective: Beat the Challenge of the Titans

15 Min Fight Scene
Objective: Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

You Know the Germans Make Good Stuff...
Objective: Collect all Uber Chests

Platinum:

Trophy of Gaia
Objective: Unlock all God of War II Trophies