Your Life For Mine
Reward: 5 Points
Objective: Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.

Stick That In Your Archive
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: Complete the game in single player mode.

Master Collector
Reward: 25 Points
Objective: Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout the game.

My Buddy and Me
Reward: 15 Points
Objective: Complete the game in Co-op mode.

Half Way There
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Complete half the game.

Score!
Reward: 25 Points
Objective: Reach 500,000 points.

Come On Down!
Reward: 30 Points
Objective: Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.

Houston, we have Perfection
Reward: 20 Points
Objective: Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land perfectly on the landing pad.

Its Aboot Time
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Complete "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes.

Lights Out
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Defeat "Old Berney" without losing a life.

Smooth Sailing
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Complete "The Hate Boat" without using a continue.

With Honor
Reward: 10 Points
Objective: Melee 10 Samurai in "Well FU too"