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I just shot a daddy long legs with a Nerf gun.

"Looks like this spider has reached..."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"The last leg in his long journey..."

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Hate the show. Love the meme.

Okay, you're lucky I checked this now, and not at around 1AM tomorrow morning during my nightly "stay up till 4AM on the internet" binges. I'm rather glad I didn't wake up the family, considering my sister is already sizing up which knife is the best to slice through fatty meat with... =P

But damn, that was freaking funny.

Also: Hate the show, love the meme.

I mean really, how unprofessional is it to make a witty one-liner at a crime scene while standing over a corpse (Or what's left of a corpse more often than not), in full earshot of other officers? Can you say "Disciplinary action, indefinite unpaid leave, lynch mob at your home"?

I more hate the show because nothing they do has any basis in reality. Kids are going into forensics hoping to work in a glass and stainless steel mansion without any lighting and have DNA results produced by their laptops in eighteen seconds. Then they get into real life and they work in a concrete basement with way-too-harsh bright lights and all they do all day is do paperwork as they wait sixteen months for the central lab in the state capitol to BEGIN the several-month process of doing DNA analysis.

Yeah, that's pathetic.

But hey, fiction is always better for TV shows than realism. Why do you think so many "reality" tv shows are staged, scripted, and manipulated by the producers and staff? =P

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I'm kinda surprised, and happy, how smooth it all happened too. I was playing with my cousins, and I had the Nerf gun in my hand, and the sunglasses in my pocket. My littler cousin screamed because of the spider; that's when it all went down.