I'm so tough I drink milk straight from the carton!
That's actually 3 things tough about that. One: I can find milk in the carton that's not half-and-half or buttermilk. Two: I drink it straight from the carton. and Three: I don't check the expiration date beforehand, so I am playing with the chance that I could get a mouthful of curdled chunks.
One time, I posted on a webforum to try to impress strangers because in real life I'm a loser.
Dude, seriously? Holy hell man that IS tough! Dude, screw Shafir's pathetic twenty gang members being plowed with just him and a friend, YOU should be the example we follow for toughness considering yours is actually NOT a flat-out lie =3
And honestly I must admit I hate when people drink straight from the container instead of pouring a glass, ESPECIALLY if they have a backwash habit.