The elements that make up the human body: Under $8 total.
A new chainsaw and a gallon of gas: $400 (Can't skimp on quality here man)
Rudimentary chemistry set complete with Alembic, Mortar and Pestle, Calcinator, and Bunson Burner: $250 (Quality over quantity).
Wishing you actually knew how to clone someone as you get dragged off by the police for the murder and dismemberment of your life-partner's mother: A pack of menthols and a toothbrush for 15 minutes in the showers. You never get to touch or see any of it, for once, you're the product.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
They call television a medium. That's because it is neither rare nor well done.
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
God: Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Angel: What are you going to do now? God: I think I'll call it a day
An Irishman is not drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass to keep from falling off the world.
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one
A woman is like a teabag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is
"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." -Jeff Stilson
I'm kinda afraid of vacuum cleaners, does that mean I'm part animal?
Anyway, why did the blonde stare at the juice container? Because it said concentrate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doing some old school gaming.
A blonde walks in to a barber shop to get a hair cut one day while listening to her iPod.
The barber asks her to take a seat in the chair and take her headphones out.
"No! If I take my headphones out I'll DIE!" She exclaimed, and the barber decided to let her keep listening while he cuts her hair.
After a few minutes the blonde's earbuds fall out. A minute later she turns blue in the face, then she collapses on the ground and convulses rapidly.
The barber picks up the dropped iPod and puts the headphones to his ears.
"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
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