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What did the cannibal say when offered more to eat?

"No, I ate my Phil."
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
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Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself

Nature is not human hearted

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My bad jokes are against the rules.
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My thirst for vengeance
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Two muffins were baking in an oven one day. One turns to the other and said "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?".

The other muffin turned around slowly and screamed at the top of its lungs "HOLY ****! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
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 quote:
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

lmao

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About half way
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My bad jokes are against the rules.

my best ones are as well.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his bottom.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
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Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?

Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.
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Why did the farmer throw up when he took a bite of his cold cereal with milk?

Because his son can't remember how many udders cows have.

lol that doesn't even make much sense - Cows with udders dont have anything else to pull on, they're all female

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