I would be the officer in "Go To Jail" space.
Here's hoping you issue some get out of jail free cards.
The site itself would be Boardwalk...I guess.
Others could be:
Airhead's Band Camp (that would be the cheapest property...obviously)
EternalSlayer's constant absence.....store....
Dancer's Church
The Toilet Store
AMMO
The whole site's the game darkish...
Boardwalk would be Pwizard's blog because it is the most popular of all the blogs.
Also this topic gives me a great idea.