Seriously, my first yiffy story is MUCH longer than this.
You call THAT a wall of text? How sheltered ARE you people?
Nic, I'm disappointed, it was fairly well written and not as long as it could have been, even though it was just a build-up for a bad pun.
Fun read nevertheless. Only took me about 5-10 minutes (Could have been much less had I not been CONSTANTLY interrupted...)
I agree with the previous poster, read some good, long novels, hardbacked with a decent sized print. Seriously, a good book is one of the few pleasures in life that requires conscious thought and effort anymore...