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Dhampy  posted on Jul 17, 2010 7:06:47 AM - Report post

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originally posted by Toastman

Next time, try not to mention that I've got the clap before I get her in bed, kid.

I nominate this as the most original, as it is the only one to imply a heterosexual Batman.

 
XWolf  posted on Jul 17, 2010 7:51:12 AM - Report post

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Batman: Days like today, I wish we built a good convertible.
Robin: Why?
Batman: I've got gas.
 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Jul 17, 2010 9:05:02 AM - Report post

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For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas, THEY'RE ****ING DEAD! Just for that, I'm not sharing Batgirl tonight, you're gonna be chained up in the corner in a chastity belt and diaper.
 
latios_power  posted on Jul 17, 2010 11:13:30 AM - Report post

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Robin: is that...!
Batman: for the last time, that's not bat's crap on my seat.

[Edited by latios_power, 7/17/2010 11:16:43 AM]

 
Dancer  posted on Jul 17, 2010 12:44:20 PM - Report post

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"I'm Bruce Wayne"
 
Dancer  posted on Jul 17, 2010 1:36:05 PM - Report post

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Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?

"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."

The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.
Anyway, next one.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

 
Rise_Against  posted on Jul 17, 2010 1:43:06 PM - Report post

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"Who cares."
 
malyg  posted on Jul 17, 2010 3:23:12 PM - Report post

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