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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 7:06:47 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

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 originally posted by Toastman:

Next time, try not to mention that I've got the clap before I get her in bed, kid.

I nominate this as the most original, as it is the only one to imply a heterosexual Batman.

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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 7:51:12 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Batman: Days like today, I wish we built a good convertible.
Robin: Why?
Batman: I've got gas.
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Grammar and punctuation is the difference between; "I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse." ...and... i helped my uncle jack off a horse.
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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 9:05:02 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas, THEY'RE ****ING DEAD! Just for that, I'm not sharing Batgirl tonight, you're gonna be chained up in the corner in a chastity belt and diaper.
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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 11:13:30 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Robin: is that...!
Batman: for the last time, that's not bat's crap on my seat.

[Edited by latios_power, 7/17/2010 11:16:43 AM]

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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 12:44:20 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

"I'm Bruce Wayne"
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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 1:36:05 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Ok, I'm going to say the best punchline is a cropped version of Foxxie's post.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car?

"For the last time Robin, my parents aren't getting me anything for Christmas."

The rest of it was unnecessary, bizarre and became chaotically sexually confusing. After all, brevity is the soul of wit.
Anyway, next one.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 1:43:06 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

"Who cares."
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Posted: Jul 17, 2010 3:23:12 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

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