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    Dancer posted on Jul 16, 2010 3:09:49 PM - Report post
     
    Hello,

    Right, here's a little non-game for you to enjoy.
    I will set up a joke and you have to post a punchline, don't try and guess the actual punchline, make one up.

    The best punchline for each joke wins. I wont make a scoreboard because, I don't really care that much.

    Ok, have fun and try to be funny instead of predictably not.




    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
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    QueenNic posted on Jul 16, 2010 3:10:55 PM - Report post
     
    Bend over.
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    Whiskeysoaked posted on Jul 16, 2010 3:26:16 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Dancer

    Hello,

    Right, here's a little non-game for you to enjoy.
    I will set up a joke and you have to post a punchline, don't try and guess the actual punchline, make one up.

    The best punchline for each joke wins. I wont make a scoreboard because, I don't really care that much.

    Ok, have fun and try to be funny instead of predictably not.




    What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

    Said: OMG Dancer is back.

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    Dhampy posted on Jul 16, 2010 3:41:08 PM - Report post
     
    "What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?"

    I like peaches. Do you want to go get some peaches? I could sure go for some peaches. MMmmmmm, peaches. Maybe we should get some peaches. If you say it's ok to stop and get peaches, then I'll be the criminal in bed tonight. I know how you hate being the catcher, so we can get some peaches and you can get the pitcher.
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    lucebuce posted on Jul 16, 2010 4:08:59 PM - Report post
     
    quote:
    originally posted by Nic_Durron

    Bend over.

    I thought the same thing

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    forty-two posted on Jul 16, 2010 9:22:58 PM - Report post
     
    I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

    [Edited by forty-two, 7/17/2010 6:55:36 AM]
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    Toastman posted on Jul 16, 2010 11:35:36 PM - Report post
     
    Next time, try not to mention that I've got the clap before I get her in bed, kid.
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    iNTANGiBLE posted on Jul 17, 2010 12:28:59 AM - Report post
     
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