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niteterror2k7  posted on Aug 03, 2010 6:31:56 AM - Report post

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Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was a-salted.

A man walks into a bar - Ouch!

Two fish are swimming in a river and hit a concrete wall. One says to the other one, dam!

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, how do you drive this thing?

 
shafir  posted on Aug 07, 2010 8:51:38 PM - Report post

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knock2

whose there

tooth

tooth who

Spoiler:

tooth or dare
 
yosup  posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:32:45 AM - Report post

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The barman asks "Why the long face?"
To which the horse replies "My son was just diagnosed with cancer."

A man walks into a dentist's office and the dentist asks "What seems to be the problem?"
The man replies "I think I'm a moth."
To which the dentist asks "Then why did you come here?"
The man replies "The light was on."

 
yosup  posted on Aug 08, 2010 1:33:17 AM - Report post

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Also,

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

 
Shibby  posted on Aug 09, 2010 4:28:18 AM - Report post

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A man got his son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got his Daughter a iPod for hers, and was really happy when the family clubbed together and bought him an iPad for father’s day.
He then got his wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started......
 
nailan  posted on Aug 09, 2010 5:46:57 PM - Report post

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Judge- We are sorry Mr. mouse. After extensive testing we found no proof, that Minnie is insane. We cannot grant you a divorce.

Micky Mouse- I didn't say she was insane I said she was F***ing Goofy.

 
shafir  posted on Aug 10, 2010 4:42:29 AM - Report post

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boy werewolf: u hate my teachers guts.
mom werewolf: you dont have to eat it. just eat around it.
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