A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman asks "Why the long face?" To which the horse replies "My son was just diagnosed with cancer."
A man walks into a dentist's office and the dentist asks "What seems to be the problem?" The man replies "I think I'm a moth." To which the dentist asks "Then why did you come here?" The man replies "The light was on."
A man got his son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got his Daughter a iPod for hers, and was really happy when the family clubbed together and bought him an iPad for father’s day. He then got his wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started......