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pls post your jokes here

A student was looking at a monkey sitting on a tree outside his classroom. The teacher on seeing this said: "Why are you looking at the monkey when I am here?".

HG this post is spam but seriously...

A man walks into a bar and says OW!

Turns out it was an iron bar...

A man and an ostriche walk into a restaurant. The waitress comes over and asks what they'll have. "Steak and a coke please" says the man. "I'll have the same" says the ostriche (YES, ostriches can talk in jokes). The waitress comes back with the bill after their meal is done, and the man pays with exact change. This goes on for about a week, the ostriche always gets the same meal as the man, and the man always pays with exact change. One day, when the waitress is coming with the bill, she asks how he always has the exact change. "Well, one day I was cleaning out my closet," says the man, "and I found a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He said he would grant me two wishes. My first wish was that I would always have exact change." "Thats handy," says the waitress. "what was your other wish?" "I wished for a tall chick with long legs who'd agree with everything I said."

seriously guys
i think this topic belongs to OTD

[Edited by darkone112, 7/8/2010 4:16:14 PM]

What do Cows do on weekends?

GO TO THE MOOOOVIES!

lol what a good joke
also
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

[Edited by darkone112, 7/8/2010 4:10:01 PM]