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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 6:52:30 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

...title of "Worst Movie of All Time".

The Onion's AV Club review:

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Bad movies arenít what they used to be. More specifically, bad movies that make it into theaters these days usually have a base level of competence that sets them apart from the bad movies of yesteryear. Dullness dwells where incompetence used to call home. The Raja Gosnells far outnumber the Ed Woods. But every once in a while, a film limps into theaters so stitched together, itís a wonder it doesnít rip apart in the projector. Jonah Hex is such a film.

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Jonah Hex is what happens when someone promises to deliver a releasable movie by a certain date, and then doesnít.

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And guess what?

It has a ZERO at Rotten Tomatoes in 26 reviews.

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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 7:36:37 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Whole elements, like Hexís supernatural powers and Megan Foxís prostitute-in-distress, could disappear without anyone noticing. And thatís without even mentioning the Native American village that shows up at random. Or the CGI crows. Or the acid-spitting snake-man.

Awesome. Can't wait to see it.

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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 7:39:49 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Now it's 4% on 28 reviews. Looks like some of the RT users are morons.
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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 7:58:31 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Gee... It can't be THAT bad can it? I've seen some pretty **** movies in my time.
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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 8:19:22 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Can it really be worse than Prom Night?
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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 8:53:46 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

I don't know if it's the worst movie ever, but it's certainly bad. However, some parts of it are (unintentionally) hilarious, like the Gatling gun equipped horse and the totally real looking face deformity. If the movie didn't take itself seriously, it could make a half-decent comedy.
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Posted: Jun 17, 2010 9:21:15 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Brace yourselves, Jonah Hex has a reasonable opponent in the form of "The Last Airbender". That's right, the children's anime/cartoon featuring a kid who bends wind (Sounds like a euphemism for floating an ass biscuit to me) is being made into a feature length film full of pretty CGI and a plot comparable to the failure that the cartoon was always meant to be.

Now they're making horrid films out of crappy cartoons...

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Posted: Jun 18, 2010 8:49:23 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

There are people on RT who are giving it 100%. Oh, look, movie studio plants. :facepalm:
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