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POLL: Jackie Chan vs. Chuck Norris in Ikea...
 
malyg  posted on May 17, 2010 5:12:43 PM - Report post

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Alright, so Chuck Norris is a pretty big internet meme in that he's unbeatable.

BUT, when Jackie Chan is fighting in a closed environment with plenty and plenty of material resources, he comes close to unbeatable as well (he beat two guys with lightning swords using a pair of windscreen wipers ffs... and can anyway who has seen it name me this film? It was showing a few months ago on Channel 5 and I can't rememebr its name )

So yeah. Place is an indestructable Ikea (Norris cannot kick it down) with destructable furniture (Chuck can destroy it... but Jackie can work with rubble ) Will Jackie's innovativeness at using objects and agility be able to beat Chuck Norris' tankness?

Edit: This thought came from an awesome conversation with involved Batman vs. Jackie Chan in an Ikea. We decided Batman wins if he has time to plan. If not, he looses.

Another was Tommy Oliver vs. Jackie Chan. We didn't know who would win but the fight would remain so awesome it wouldn't care.

And The Doctor vs. Batman. Who has the superior planning time? The guy I was discussing it with logged off before it could finish

Edit again: I forgot to say Jackie gets the Ox and Rabbit Talismans from the cartoon. No Uncle though

[Edited by malyg, 5/17/2010 5:22:47 PM]

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