*Catches skittles and straps it to a chair designed to deliver intravenous doses of various compounds from truth serum to deadly neurotoxins, then starts the machine*
You will get 3 questions that are true or false. For each correct response, I will deliver a dose of a muscle relaxant and "Happy Stuff". For each wrong response, I will slap you across the face and inject you with a heavy dose of a toxin that causes extreme pain throughout your body without damaging your brain or organs.
Question one: Is Edward Cullen a vampire, true or false?
Dude, the bigger the stick the more it hurts when he shoves it... I mean hits you with it... Yeah... That's what I meant.
Seriously though, Dumbledore is crazy awesome in his own right, and so is Gandalf, but the eternal place of "Old Mentor Figure" goes to Old Obi-Wan Kenobi. He doesn't just have ANY big stick, he's got a BIG STICK that uses a cyclic stream of plasma that's contained and recycled within the handle, and it GLOWS BLUE MOTHER*******!!!
I see 27% voting for Dumbledore, yet no one defends their claims. Boba's the only one in about 5 pages to say he likes Dumbledore. What's wrong with you people?! Fight back! Dumbledore would have.
Here's a few keys points you're all forgetting: -In case you guys had forgotten, Dumbledore too has a sword. -Who cares if he's got "the fastest horse in middle earth!" Dumbledore can apparate. You know, instantaneous transportation. I highly doubt a horse can beat teleportation at its best. -GANDALF DIED AS WELL. -Dumbledore sacrificed himself. He wasn't frail. He chose to die. Gandalf was killed by a flaming cow. Big deal. Dumbledore could kill a big, flaming cow in his sleep.
There were other points, but I've got something to do. I'll post again later.
Oh, and thanks ZS. I'm surprised I've kept at least 10% of the vote the whole time.