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Yo mamma's house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
[Edited by Rise_Against, 5/9/2010 3:35:02 AM]
Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama so old her breastmilk was powder. This is how you breastfed. Suck, cough, poof!
Yo mama so skanky she gets sourdough yeast infections!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama and said "How the hell did you sleep with THIS THING'S father?"
Yo mama so stupid she stole free candy!
Yo mama so fat that whenever she wears high-heels she strikes oil!
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama cheap she's on the dollar menu!
Yo mama so fat the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a twinkie in the street!
Yo mama so ugly your dad took her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama so fat she has enough rolls to open a bakery!