Babies can't read. Nor do they have a good enough attention span to listen to you read to them. It's more of kindergartener books. and i read them ALL when i was that age.
Fact: You point out the obvious as if you were Dwight Schrute.
This I like.
Dwight Shrute would have said: "Fact: An ordinary baby cannot read, however I could read at three weeks...in German. I couldn't read English until I was 16."