CHANGED MY MIND!!!
I want it to be an onion ring and mayonnaise sandwich instead of a ham sandwich.
2. Here, the birds starts at 5am, without fail. Even when we switch to daylight saving or whatever. Always, 5am, chirping away. I intend to one day grab my dad's rifle and shoot the godforsaken creatures.
It's one thing to be capable with will, a different thing altogether to be capable but not have the will.
I'd shoot it with one of my grandfather's guns, but then I could get fined or arrested.
Just throw a few grains of rice near where it comes down to peck.
It'll eat the rice, drink water, then its belly will pop when the rice expands. Boom, no more bucking firds.