Any name starting with A, D, K, or N is immediately relegated to being awesome in my experience.
And people whose names begin with J, R, E, and L tend to be good friends to me.
However, the exceptions to the rule is one who had a J name who attacked me in high-school, and his mistress of the Facial Piercings as well. I hope he dies. Either that or he never interacts with me again.
Well, I have news for you and your precious science! It looks like you're just trying to invent a means to get a slice of the action Darkish?!