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Ok so I wanna ask Jane29 out....
 
QueenNic  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:21:20 PM - Report post

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"Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."

"You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong"

"You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege."

"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

Neo, I'm impressed.

Cheesy lines are the best, now go get a female companion and make James happy.

 
armedman  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:21:49 PM - Report post

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maybe if you throw a brick through her window with a note made from letters in magazine. you'll have a chance.
 
Realusionist  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:26:35 PM - Report post

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When I asked the real-life person I know named Jane out, I said "You're hot, wanna ****?"

And she said...?

 
halfgallon  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:02:59 PM - Report post

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How has nobody asked who Jane29 is or what the strapping young lassie looks like?
 
PseudoAnxiety  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:10:51 PM - Report post


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I think I need to take Dancer home with me. We could have some fun....
 
Neo7  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:11:36 PM - Report post

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I'd rather play StarCraft than date. Relationships do not interest me.
 
halfgallon  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:13:06 PM - Report post

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I'd rather play StarCraft than date. Relationships do not interest me.

Do women interest you? This is a serious question. I don't blame you for a yes or no.

 
PseudoAnxiety  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:18:37 PM - Report post


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