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Ok so I wanna ask Jane29 out....
 
Neo7  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:05:33 PM - Report post

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"Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."

"You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong"

"You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege."

"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:05:45 PM - Report post

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And now for something completely different.

The Hair of the Beautiful and Awesome! Brought to you by Dancer, our favorite man with the fabulous hair!

Not to mention he wears an NES controller as a belt-buckle...

 
armedman  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:06:46 PM - Report post

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k, just don't steal my soul.

You're suffocating me, I think we need a break.

It was over when I met you..

 
Neo7  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:07:24 PM - Report post

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forty-two  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:12:20 PM - Report post

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
 
Dancer  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:12:28 PM - Report post

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originally posted by Neo7

"Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I’m funny, financial stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure."

"You must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong"

"You look tired. Why don’t you sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up."

"Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?"

"Baby do you happen to be a dragoon, because you made my tank siege."

"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

"You must work at subway, because you smell like food"

"You look tired...all the time"

"Hey, I lost my phone number, I have dementia"

"Baby do you happen to be a dragoon because, you're fat"

"Baby, don't you ever get tired, being a prostitute"

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that, although I am sympathetic towards the homeless, I currently don't have any change"

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:13:53 PM - Report post

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"Baby, don't you ever get tired?.... coz you've been runnin' in my mind all day"

It was lovely... all those wide-open spaces.

 
Dhampy  posted on Apr 09, 2010 1:14:17 PM - Report post

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When I asked the real-life person I know named Jane out, I said "You're hot, wanna ****?"
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