Okay, I'm bored. The object of this game is to entertain me.
If you make me smile you get 1 point If you make me laugh you get 3 points. If you make a lame joke -1 point. If you make me laugh to the point where my lungs start to hurt you get 5 points.
A group of astronauts crash on a planet. They don't know which one.
One astronaut starts feeling all the trees and says "I think we're on Pluto."
The others ask how he knows that.
The first says "From the bark, ya dummies!".
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'Make us your slaves, but feed us.'
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. They stood back to back and faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
The moral of the story here?
Whoever wrote this poem was bat**** insane and needed to be shot before he corrupted the nation's youth with the urge to become zombies and shoot each other with melee weapons that have no projectile capabilities.
Or maybe just that some cool guy thought he was some kind of comic genius.
Either way, I want to choke something...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know what? I think everyone should snuggle a furry at least ONCE in their life. Or a babyfur. Mmm, cuddly!
[bmrsplgrs] Oh mah gawd I love boomer splooge!
[SG]
Steam: Dole_Kyle
Child of FFQueen92 and Zeth_Durron! I love my parents! ^w^
There was this time when I was watching this cartoon and I decided to copy them, so I decided to put pepper up my nose, to make myself sneeze. And then I swear, my nose felt like it was on fire so I tried to wash the pepper out by pouring water up my nose.
I wasn't a very smart kid when I was 3-4.
[Edited by Degari, 4/8/2010 7:29:46 PM]
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