I don't see why you'd want to eat one, Dhampy. With that many calories, you're practically bacon for a heart attack.
And it looks disgusting. Why would you want to eat two slabs of meat with bacon drenched in something looking suspiciously like phlegm?
Well, I'll get in before Paradox and say: Who nose?
We already eat Original Recipe with our hands, it makes sense to get rid of the bread and substitute Original Recipe fillets. And the two cheeses, bacon, and colonel's sauce sound good too.
Can't wait for the 12th to pass so I can go to a KFC and get one.