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You Grant, I Wish v3
 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:04:02 PM - Report post

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Granted. But since you don't have the training to contain it, you accidentally destroy yourself, Woffie, Nic, Zeth, and myself.

I wish I had a BMW Z3.

 
Darkish  posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:20:50 PM - Report post

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Granted but then it breaks down the next day.

I wish the Red Sox win this game.

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:28:11 PM - Report post

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Granted, but then Baseball is banned on every continent because some unstable teen beat a homeless man to death with a Louisville slugger baseball bat, and the roid-monkeys who play are forced into detox programs and banned from every other sport ever.

I wish potatoes could be delicious without copious amounts of butter.

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:37:52 PM - Report post

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Granted. But suddenly, everyone likes them and the price goes up to $50 per spud.

I wish people were more willing to spend much money on computers.

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 04, 2010 7:42:24 PM - Report post

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Granted. I'm willing to spend a ton of money on my own computer, but I have none.

I wish for a slap in the face.

 
SirFU  posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:43:18 PM - Report post

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Granted, but your my ***** now.

I wish for another wish.

 
KiddCold  posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:46:19 PM - Report post

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Granted, but now you have amnesia and don't remember having a wish.

I wish for world peace.

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 04, 2010 8:48:05 PM - Report post

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Granted. Then the aliens invade and wipe out the human race for being such a bunch of limp-wristed pansies.

I wish I had my own fully-crewed Star Destroyer.

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