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You Grant, I Wish v3
 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 09, 2010 2:54:57 AM - Report post

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Oops. Too slow.

@ Foxxie: Granted. But then the FDA investigates Burger King and it is announced they make all their food out of dead pigeons.

@ KoG: I already did this... Granted. Then the aliens invade and wipe out humanity for being such a bunch of limp-wristed hippie pansies.

I wish I'd though of the perfect plan to sell my computer two weeks ago.

[Edited by AdmiralThrawn, 4/9/2010 2:56:36 AM]

 
shafir  posted on Apr 09, 2010 3:25:51 AM - Report post

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granted. your plan to sell your computer is to sell it for only $1

i wish i could stand up

 
BobaFett  posted on Apr 09, 2010 3:31:31 AM - Report post

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Granted, but as you stand up you hit your head against a chainsaw ceiling.

I wish I wish i hadn't killed that fish.

 
AdmiralThrawn  posted on Apr 09, 2010 3:40:56 AM - Report post

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Granted. Instead, you killed a blue whale and are imprisoned for killing an endangered species.

I wish I could fall asleep like a normal person.

 
lucebuce  posted on Apr 09, 2010 4:31:54 AM - Report post

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Granted, but then you will suffer from insomnia for the rest of your life

I wish I had a better internet connection

 
shafir  posted on Apr 09, 2010 9:12:38 AM - Report post

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granted. the connection was so fast your computer exploded.

i wish the person after me will not wish

 
armedman  posted on Apr 09, 2010 9:15:08 AM - Report post

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Granted but you can not wish for the next 4 people(counting me so 3 turns)

[Edited by armedman, 4/9/2010 11:15:06 AM]

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Apr 09, 2010 11:13:07 AM - Report post

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I wish I had the power to cure stupidity just by looking at someone afflicted with such a disease.
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