Ok just wondering but do any of you guys have any good excuses for not doing homework, they can be funny or serious just post them here.
My best one: ask the teacher "would you be annoyed at me for something i didnt do" and the teacher will probably say "no" then just say "good because i didnt do my homework"
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I'm sorry sir/ma'am, but I do believe I splattered inappropriate fluids upon my paper assignments whilst having a fun night with my boy/girlfriend, and thought that I would rather wait a while until I attempt it again to prevent another such incident.
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Go in with makeup to make it appear as if you've been shot and are bleeding out. Take the homework sheet, cover it in fake blood to the point where you couldn't tell if it was completed. Stumble up to the teachers desk and "pass out" from blood loss while thrusting the bloody page at your teacher and mumbling something about terrorists.
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I've never been one for excuses, if I didn't do it I usually just come out and say "didn't do it". It actually works pretty well, most of my teachers were just happy not to be fed BS so I never got any real lecturing for it.
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Go in with makeup to make it appear as if you've been shot and are bleeding out. Take the homework sheet, cover it in fake blood to the point where you couldn't tell if it was completed. Stumble up to the teachers desk and "pass out" from blood loss while thrusting the bloody page at your teacher and mumbling something about terrorists.
that is slightly over the top from my point of view but its worth a shot
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