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Good excuses for not doing homework
 
captainkirk  posted on Mar 28, 2010 1:44:23 PM - Report post

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Ok just wondering but do any of you guys have any good excuses for not doing homework, they can be funny or serious just post them here.

My best one: ask the teacher "would you be annoyed at me for something i didnt do" and the teacher will probably say "no" then just say "good because i didnt do my homework"

 
Foxxie-kun  posted on Mar 28, 2010 2:07:52 PM - Report post

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I'm sorry sir/ma'am, but I do believe I splattered inappropriate fluids upon my paper assignments whilst having a fun night with my boy/girlfriend, and thought that I would rather wait a while until I attempt it again to prevent another such incident.
 
captainkirk  posted on Mar 28, 2010 2:08:30 PM - Report post

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i think i might try tht one
 
RageaholicRick  posted on Mar 28, 2010 2:23:43 PM - Report post

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Sorry teacher but I was to busy teaching your daughter to about the human anatomy do my homework.

[Edited by Cr4zyMonk3yz, 3/28/2010 2:24:20 PM]

 
Dhampy  posted on Mar 28, 2010 2:31:02 PM - Report post

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Go in with makeup to make it appear as if you've been shot and are bleeding out. Take the homework sheet, cover it in fake blood to the point where you couldn't tell if it was completed. Stumble up to the teachers desk and "pass out" from blood loss while thrusting the bloody page at your teacher and mumbling something about terrorists.
 
SuperSkyline89  posted on Mar 28, 2010 2:35:09 PM - Report post

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I've never been one for excuses, if I didn't do it I usually just come out and say "didn't do it". It actually works pretty well, most of my teachers were just happy not to be fed BS so I never got any real lecturing for it.
 
captainkirk  posted on Mar 28, 2010 3:05:14 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by Dhampy

Go in with makeup to make it appear as if you've been shot and are bleeding out. Take the homework sheet, cover it in fake blood to the point where you couldn't tell if it was completed. Stumble up to the teachers desk and "pass out" from blood loss while thrusting the bloody page at your teacher and mumbling something about terrorists.

that is slightly over the top from my point of view but its worth a shot

 
airhead  posted on Mar 28, 2010 3:11:30 PM - Report post

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My parents died.
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