My knees don't work the same as they used to.
I know that's an absurd statement because knees bend one way, but they don't seem to move the same.
As a result, I used to be a good skater but I no longer am.
When my cousin said he rented a rink I assumed he meant ice. But it was a roller skating rink, and I was relieved.
I fell one time and slid onto a skate and cut my knuckle.
Stupid? On topic? No such thing.
Anyways I used the handle bar thing the for the first few laps and then took off shortly thereafter. I was going pretty fast for my first time!...ha...haha...ha