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Posted: Mar 14, 2010 6:34:41 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

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In Soviet Russia, you don't pwn n00bz, n00bz pwn you.

LOL...That actually happens in Soviet WORLD!

In Soviet Russia Founders don't ban you, you ban the Founders.

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In Soviet Russia, You don't tell joke, Joke tell you!

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In Soviet Russia, Red October searches for YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Sandvich eats HEAVY!

In Soviet Russia, Bonk! drinks SCOUT!

In Soviet Russia, Dispensah erects YOU!

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In Soviet Russia you don't mock fools, fools mock you!
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In Soviet Russia,you don't go to the toilet,the toilet goes to you.
In Soviet Russia,Dictionaries look up a word in you.
In Soviet Russia,Couples don't kiss eachother,kisses couple eachother
In Soviet Russia,pirates don't steal games,games steal pirates.
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In Soviet Russia, animals hunt YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Karma gets ****** by YOU!

In Soviet Russia, video games buy YOU!

In Soviet Russia, nuclear warheads launch YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Chainsaw starts YOU!

In Soviet Russia, Horses ride YOU!

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In Soviet Russia, you remove Soviet Russia's post!

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