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really BAD jokes
 
yosup  posted on Mar 19, 2010 10:14:47 PM - Report post

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Whats the difference between Honest Gamer and a potato?

The potato makes sense.

This belongs in the good jokes section.

 
saurabhfzd  posted on Mar 19, 2010 10:21:10 PM - Report post

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.
 
onmosis36  posted on Mar 20, 2010 12:41:08 AM - Report post

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What's the crappiest day of the week?

Saturday.

 
EngineFailure  posted on Mar 21, 2010 5:24:38 AM - Report post

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There was a blonde.She's still there.

A guy falls from 21st floor of a building,when he hits the ground,someone comes and asks "What happened sir?" the guy answers:"I don't know, I've just arrived."

A joke from "The Saboteur":
Luc:"Have you handled explosives before?"
Sean:"Yes,I handled a bombshell once.Turned out she was married."

When someone points a gun at you,your best attempt is offering to buy it.

Girl:"What are you thinking about?"
Boy:"The same thing you're thinking about"
Girl:"YOU PERVERT!"

 
onmosis36  posted on Mar 21, 2010 5:38:07 AM - Report post

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A flight attendant asks the passenger.
F.A.: Sir do you want to have a meal?
Passenger: What are my choices?
F.A.: Yes or no.


"Responsible? Who wants to be responsible, everytime something bad happens its always 'Who's responsible for this?'"


A squirrel said to a shrink:
When I learned, 'You are what you eat', I realized, I was nuts"

 
AdmiralP  posted on Mar 22, 2010 7:51:50 PM - Report post

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A man dies. While his pallbearers are walking up the stairs to the church, they lose control of the casket. It rolls down the stairs, shoots across the street, and slams into the counter at a pharmacy. The pharmacist looks down as the casket opens up and the man inside asks, "Got anything to stop this coffin'?"
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