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 originally posted by shianova:

Whats the difference between Honest Gamer and a potato?

The potato makes sense.

This belongs in the good jokes section.

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.
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What's the crappiest day of the week?

Saturday.

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-Just one kiss took away my breathe,-
-And you drew me in with your tenderness,-
-You captivate my soul, I'm enraptured.-
-And you knocked me out, and you locked me up,-
-You stole my heart like a thief in love,-
-You hold me tight in our happy ever after,-
-I'm captured.-
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There was a blonde.She's still there.

A guy falls from 21st floor of a building,when he hits the ground,someone comes and asks "What happened sir?" the guy answers:"I don't know, I've just arrived."

A joke from "The Saboteur":
Luc:"Have you handled explosives before?"
Sean:"Yes,I handled a bombshell once.Turned out she was married."

When someone points a gun at you,your best attempt is offering to buy it.

Girl:"What are you thinking about?"
Boy:"The same thing you're thinking about"
Girl:"YOU PERVERT!"

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A flight attendant asks the passenger.
F.A.: Sir do you want to have a meal?
Passenger: What are my choices?
F.A.: Yes or no.


"Responsible? Who wants to be responsible, everytime something bad happens its always 'Who's responsible for this?'"


A squirrel said to a shrink:
When I learned, 'You are what you eat', I realized, I was nuts"

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-And you drew me in with your tenderness,-
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-I'm captured.-
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A man dies. While his pallbearers are walking up the stairs to the church, they lose control of the casket. It rolls down the stairs, shoots across the street, and slams into the counter at a pharmacy. The pharmacist looks down as the casket opens up and the man inside asks, "Got anything to stop this coffin'?"
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