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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 8:59:53 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

ok, just post anybad jokes you know. i have 3

whta do u call a boxer that sucks? mike dyson

a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"

a new car for the mrs......a great swap

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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 9:32:03 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
He wanted to go bear foot.

[Edited by shianova, 3/12/2010 10:28:23 AM]

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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 9:47:10 AM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

I would steer you toward Rodney Dangerfield.

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Last week I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She offered me $1000 to move out.

I called her up I said "Honey, I'm thinking about the last time we had sex, I'm getting excited". She said "Who is this?".

Edit- I mean, that Rodney Dangerfield is all bad jokes.

[Edited by Dhampy, 3/12/2010 9:49:56 AM]

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs.

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What kind of applause does a tiger give?
A roaring one.
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Posted: Mar 12, 2010 5:22:10 PM - Report post  (0)  (0)       Post Reply  post reply  

A man liked to walk but "to walk" didn't like him.


how cool was that joke ?

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Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


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[Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]

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Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


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[Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]

Dragonball Z ftw!

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♮C.0.W♮
My Past has determined your future
My torrential pain will be your unspeakable suffering
Your days are numbered
Don't fear the end
Pray for it
and unlike your own immortality
My thirst for vengeance
WILL NEVER DIE

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