whta do u call a boxer that sucks? mike dyson
a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"
a new car for the mrs......a great swap
He wanted to go bear foot.
[Edited by shianova, 3/12/2010 10:28:23 AM]
Last week I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She offered me $1000 to move out.
I called her up I said "Honey, I'm thinking about the last time we had sex, I'm getting excited". She said "Who is this?".
Edit- I mean, that Rodney Dangerfield is all bad jokes.
[Edited by Dhampy, 3/12/2010 9:49:56 AM]
You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!
[Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]