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really BAD jokes
 
captainkirk  posted on Mar 12, 2010 8:59:53 AM - Report post

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ok, just post anybad jokes you know. i have 3

whta do u call a boxer that sucks? mike dyson

a man said to his mrs "what would u do if i won the lottery?" she said "i would take half and leave you" so the man replies"i won 20 quid, so heres a tenner nw go pack your bags!"

a new car for the mrs......a great swap

 
shianova  posted on Mar 12, 2010 9:32:03 AM - Report post

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
He wanted to go bear foot.

[Edited by shianova, 3/12/2010 10:28:23 AM]

 
Dhampy  posted on Mar 12, 2010 9:47:10 AM - Report post

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I would steer you toward Rodney Dangerfield.

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Last week I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She offered me $1000 to move out.

I called her up I said "Honey, I'm thinking about the last time we had sex, I'm getting excited". She said "Who is this?".

Edit- I mean, that Rodney Dangerfield is all bad jokes.

[Edited by Dhampy, 3/12/2010 9:49:56 AM]

 
Chichay  posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:24:57 AM - Report post

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs.

 
Neo7  posted on Mar 12, 2010 10:30:17 AM - Report post

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What kind of applause does a tiger give?
A roaring one.
 
latios_power  posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:22:10 PM - Report post

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A man liked to walk but "to walk" didn't like him.


how cool was that joke ?

 
king-of-games  posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:30:31 PM - Report post

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Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


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[Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]

 
latios_power  posted on Mar 12, 2010 5:38:26 PM - Report post

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quote:
originally posted by king-of-games

Thank Dragon Ball Z for the following...


You can tune a piano... but you can't tune a fish!!!


Link

[Edited by king-of-games, 3/12/2010 5:30:53 PM]

Dragonball Z ftw!

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