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I decided to spread out my forces along a long front from Erfurt to Auma, straddling the Saal River.

Based on his past behavior, I figured that my opponent would decide to strike from more than one direction.

But, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He's coming almost entirely from Gotha.

Which means I need to haul ass from the East side of the Saal and have my forces near Erfurt delay and allow me to deploy in depth around Weimar and the Ilm River.

Otherwise, he'll cut off my retreat to Halle and separate my Prussian army from the Russian force coming to reinforce me and I'll have to withdraw to Leipzig and then the small Russian army will be utterly overwhelmed.

While my opponent is moving, I made a map.

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I'm currently skirmishing with cavalry pickets and getting slaughtered.

Crapdoodles. His infantry is literally right behind his cavalry screen. I should have known that he wouldn't know how to use a cavalry screen.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, I've been moving some troops down the wrong road. ****, over.

Only 512 more turns to see if I can recover this ****up.

My opponent needs to take a break until tomorrow.

Now I need to figure out how to cheat.

I've never lost due to an error in judgment, only due to the shortcomings of my own forces.

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, it's the only way to live, in cars.

I'm gonna go cry now.

And complain like a child about Germans building their cities in valleys so that if you want to defend the city you have to do so a mile in front of it, or give it up and stand a mile behind it.

He's texting me that he knows he's gonna win already.